I'm sure most everyone saw the news today that several electronic devices located around the city of Boston proved to be a "hoax" and posed no serious thread. Indeed, the devices were part of a marketing campain for Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which was described by the AP as:

... part of the Adult Swim late-night block of programs for adults on the Cartoon Network... [It] centers on a talking milkshake (Master Shake), fries (Frylock) and a meatball (Meatwad).

As my friend, Donald, would say, we're doomed.